distings

It’s day 7 of Mr. Grass Man – and still no growth whatsoever. Just a heck of a lot of water retention around the waist area.

Seriously … Am I doing something wrong?

I talk to him, I water him, I give him window sunlight, a fabulous view of the N2 and an abundance of interesting things to watch on my computer screen.

But he just sits, and refuses to perform.

Tomorrow – if there’s still nothing, I’m taking him out back and giving him one last chance at some sunlight.

If that fails … well then I just don’t know.

Perhaps a kitten?