Me: Bubs, did you get that shopping list I mailed you. Sorry but I’m crazy at work today and
won’t have a chance to get out. Can you get some stuff for us? We don’t have
anything at home.
Fee-Arn-Say: Ya I got it. I’ll try go after my chiro appointment and sometime before my acupuncture
session, if I can.
ONE HOUR PASSES
Fee-Arn-Say: Ok so you said tomatoes. What kind of tomatoes?
Me: The little baby ones. They’re called Rosa tomatoes
Fee-Arn-Say: Like your aunt?
Me: Yes babe, just like my aunt Rosa. Ok? Bye
TWO MINUTES PASS
Fee-Arn-Say: Ok so you said Mangos.
Fee-Arn-Say: What’s a mango look like?
Me: Are you for real?
Fee-Arn-Say: I don’t eat mangos, how I’m supposed to … oh wait, this lady is going to help me ….
Hangs up mid sentence
ONE MINUTE PASSES
Fee-Arn-Say: Ok so you said packet butternut soup. Like what kind?
Me: Er … I’m not sure I understand the question?
Fee-Arn-Say: Do you want 2 packets?
Me: Did I write 2 on the list?
Me: Then yes.
Fee-Arn-Say: Ok but they have organic butternut and normal butternut and …
Me: Nah, the normal one is fine. I think they’re on special, so that’s why I want two
please my love.
Fee-Arn-Say: Oh My God!
Me: What’s wrong? What did you do?
Fee-Arn-Say: No WAYS!
They’ve got sweet potato soup here! Flipping awesome. Should I get some? I’ll get
Fee-Arn-Say: Should I get one butternut and one potatoe, or two butternut, or two potaoe
Me: What ever you want babe. I have to go, really busy at work. Bye
TWO MINUTES PASS:
Fee-Arn-Say: You never told me .... Should I get one butternut and one potato, or two butternut,
or two potato
Me: Babe … I don’t mind! You choose.
Fee-Arn-Say: COME ON … Help me out here.
Ok get two of the potato.
Fee-Arn-Say: I can’t …
Me: WHY NOT?!
Fee-Arn-Say: They’ve only got one potato
Me: hangs up
FIVE MINUTES PASS
Fee-Arn-Say: Do we have Oros at home?
Me: Did I write Oros on the list?
Me: So what do you think?
Fee-Arn-Say: Ok, so should I get some then?
Me: GOOD BYE babe!!!!
It’s at this stage that I feel I should tell you that when I got home I found 3 bags of groceries on the counter filled with the following:
5 packets of butternut soup
1 potato soup
1 tin of potato soup (???)
1 punnet of large organic tomatoes
and a cutie pie
… all is forgiven :O)